Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
by Marcopion November 21, 2022
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
by Marcopion November 21, 2022
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Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.
I just Coconut Malled someone online!
by beluga the suzzi cat June 04, 2023
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Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.
I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!
by ZachChapman September 15, 2019
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Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.
You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.
by samuelceazer October 05, 2024
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Coconut City

The state of mind after you've been smoking so much weed that it's like it's snowing in your brain.
"We've reached Coconut City, people!" in a party where they've been passing around a big bowl.
by Bernart de Ventadorn February 07, 2021
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Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.
We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.
by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 11, 2016
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