Cake Balls

Cake Balls are when a guy cums so much, that it gets all over his balls.

Bro, last night when I was fucking my girlfriend, I came so much that I got cake balls.

by ItsAlexaBitch March 4, 2011

cake eater

In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!

Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"

by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006

Droppin Cake

act of crapping ones pants.

oh man I droppin cake and found two pounds in my shorts.

by BlaineF December 28, 2005

the cake is a lie

expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.

(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"

(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."

by Gurban January 4, 2009

urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.

Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.

by Rock On April 27, 2003

Rhode Island Clam Cake

After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face

Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!

by RIoysters May 19, 2011

cup cake

when you fart and instantly enclose the gases in your cupped hand, then release them under some unsuspecting persons nose.

John: Would you like a cup cake James?
James: Why that sounds lovely, yes.
(John releases the handful of fart gas in James' face)
James: You knob.

by John Tilley March 1, 2004