Clementic

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.

Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."

by schluschl February 28, 2025

Clem

The act of necrophilia, specifically having intercourse with freshly cremated ashes.

Zach was excited to clem Deborah, since she had passed away last week.

by CopenhagenCrush April 12, 2025

Clemente

Tall, strong, nonchalant, handsome and respectful man. That has a big penis. Very attractive person.

All the women love Clemente.

by @Cocaine May 15, 2025

Clementine

Tobias James smith, often referred to as this by Freddy badlinu

Freddy- you will be miiiiiiiiiiiine, my little clementine

by Clingyduomybeloved July 30, 2025

Clement

The guy who will be the most toxic in a relationship. Always spouting some diabolical nonsense. He will always offer sex when left alone with any female. If they refuse, he will ask where the nearest restroom is and stay in it for exactly 55 seconds.

The people in the conference room were all Clement Chuas.

by diabolicallyinsane September 29, 2025

Clement

The guy who will be the most toxic in a relationship. Always spouting some diabolical nonsense. He will always offer sex when left alone with any female. If they refuse, he will ask where the nearest restroom is and stay in it for exactly 55 seconds.

The people in the conference room were all Clements.

by diabolicallyinsane September 29, 2025

Clamydius

When you hear/see something outrageous

“That niggas hairline is clamydius

by xynxii October 12, 2025