Christopher Columbus
Christopher Columbus by luna.red December 2, 2019
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the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
christopher david vargas by cockmeatsandwich243287 November 18, 2010
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Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
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