1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).
2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.
2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.
1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.
2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!
2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!
by Lewisville Slugga March 10, 2010
Get the Ice Cream Blow Job mug.Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005
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This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.
Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!
by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008
Get the Scranton Cream Pie mug."I don't need an ice cream cone"
"It's not an ice cream cone!.. What's an ice cream cone?"
"Oh, you know, here's something to make you feel good, something sweet that melts in 5 minutes. I don't need it. I'm cool with whatever you want to say or not say."
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"It's not an ice cream cone!.. What's an ice cream cone?"
"Oh, you know, here's something to make you feel good, something sweet that melts in 5 minutes. I don't need it. I'm cool with whatever you want to say or not say."
-Elizabethtown
by Lands November 3, 2007
Get the ice cream cone mug.(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.
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by Krumm April 2, 2004
Get the puppy dogs and ice cream mug.One of thee most easiest jobs ever created, yet somehow people get fired like crazy. We sing, we make ice cream, and we sit around and do nothing.
Come here, and say something stupid, we'll make fun of you for a week.
We hate having customers, yet they like coming here.
They ask us stupid questions. We give them stupid answers.
We don't care your ice cream is melting, so please don't tell us.
We could really careless if you like what you're eating, we just want to go home.
We don't sell half of the things you ask us for, and most of us are sick of hearing you idiots ask us about it.
Our boss is a jew bastard, who's not even jewish.
But is one of the most jewish people we've ever met.
Our manager is a child molster and pedo.
Tell him your cold, he'll turn the air lower.
Our assistant manager is also a pedo and around the clock pot head.
Everyone else who works here might as well have an IQ of 5.
Except for a select few.
Overall we hate our job, but we do it anyway cause we need the money.
And if you come in, we'll give you a fake smile here and there, but don't expect it all the time.
Welcome to Coldstone, you douche bag.
Come here, and say something stupid, we'll make fun of you for a week.
We hate having customers, yet they like coming here.
They ask us stupid questions. We give them stupid answers.
We don't care your ice cream is melting, so please don't tell us.
We could really careless if you like what you're eating, we just want to go home.
We don't sell half of the things you ask us for, and most of us are sick of hearing you idiots ask us about it.
Our boss is a jew bastard, who's not even jewish.
But is one of the most jewish people we've ever met.
Our manager is a child molster and pedo.
Tell him your cold, he'll turn the air lower.
Our assistant manager is also a pedo and around the clock pot head.
Everyone else who works here might as well have an IQ of 5.
Except for a select few.
Overall we hate our job, but we do it anyway cause we need the money.
And if you come in, we'll give you a fake smile here and there, but don't expect it all the time.
Welcome to Coldstone, you douche bag.
Customer: "WHY IS MY ICE CREAM MELTING?!"
Us: "Because it's ice cream."
Customer: "Do you sell coffee?"
Us: "What do you think?"
Customer: "Why are you called Coldstone Creamery?"
Us: "I don't know, I've been trying to figure out that since I've got a job here."
Us: "Because it's ice cream."
Customer: "Do you sell coffee?"
Us: "What do you think?"
Customer: "Why are you called Coldstone Creamery?"
Us: "I don't know, I've been trying to figure out that since I've got a job here."
by chillaxerbate October 15, 2006
Get the Coldstone Creamery mug.From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.
There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.
by dannyb February 7, 2006
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