Chav speak 

words that don't make sense chained together in a way that you get the geral understanding. lol.

chav speak:
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.

translation

im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.

Chav speak by 96love June 28, 2009

chav [twat]

a (usually fake) burberry wearing, shitty gold wearing, twat speaking, school dropout, who soop up really shitty cars like Novas or Astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there's an individual he look at you with a surly look.

You walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, fag in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts "wanker", you walk over and then they run like fuck

chav [twat] by Chavhunter January 5, 2005

chav bat 

A wooden burberry bat known as the "chav bat"
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.The batting away of these lads is known as "chav batting!"

Out with the girlies dancing away to a bit of speed garage, shoulder bobbing and riding the pony. Then you feel something grap you from behind and its a some lad rubbing and pushing his groin into you. Nice!! lol You reach for your chav bat and bat him away shouting "erm thanks but no thanks!"

Ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!

chav bat by Charl May 25, 2005

Chav Watching 

To fully understand chav watching you have to know what a chav is, when you do you may understand the facination many people have in these strange creatures.

To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.

Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).

A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.

Guy No.1: What you up to tonight?
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!

Chav Watching by monkey hangers mate March 11, 2009

chav-tastic 

Anything that is obviously cheap and disgusting. Only chavs cannot see how minging it is.

- Eww, look at that Fred Perry jacket!
- I know! It's chav-tastic!

chav-tastic by Rach xxx May 4, 2006

Chav Suit 

The usual work (shoplifting) attire of Chavs and Pikeys, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and as a rule is never a mixture of brands or types of clothes.

also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit, Pikey Suit).

Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.

chav suit pikey suite pikey suit chav adidas nike reebok coleen mcloughlin rooney

Chav Suit by DJone July 27, 2011

chav church 

A Job Centre, a place where chavs congregate on a bi-weekly basis to confess their utter inability to get a job and pray to receive a Holy Handout from the government.

"He's always hanging about outside the chav church drinking stella"

"He's been going to that chav church for weeks now and they just won't answer his prayers, so now he's going to take up burglary instead"

chav church by Foxhill February 5, 2007