Calciana

n. an Italian goddess of seduction and beauty.


1) a flower amongst the thorns
2) captures the eye of any man.
3)Trustworthy, honest, and compromising
4)Likes to avoid confrontation

Tim: Damn! Did you see that girl?!
Paul: Are you kidding? Shes a Calciana. Of course i saw her.

by Gabryella August 21, 2008

cali sunburn

drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN

WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.

by TanRevolver December 2, 2010

Calci Yum

When sticking a straw up a female vagina and slurping the goodness

Toby Calci Yum's grace

by chrissssssssssssssssssssss 69 August 24, 2011

Caleing It

When a boy is not able to keep a steady relationship with an attractive girl.

Usually an douche bag.

Did you hear? They got back together for the fifth time.
He's Caleing it.

by noone101123 December 17, 2011

calcitonin

A hormone released by the thyroid gland in response to an increase of calcium within the blood. Calcitonin takes up the excess calcium and deposits it into bones,teeth.

Dude, i got diagnosed with osteoperosis! Ive got an imbalance of PTH and calcitonin.

by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013

Calcifass

Abbreviation for a seldom used, vintage, expression. "Boil on a Calcifer's ass", used to imply an object and/or person is hideously ugly.

"Hey man, how did your date go last night?"

"Horrible. We got back to my place last night where we took off our clothes...her body is like a Calcifass. You know, boil on calcifer's ass!"

"What a shame, sorry to hear that."

by Professor Jsau - Harvard February 28, 2014

Calgary Special

When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.

"Hey dude why didn't you fuck that chick?"
"I decided to give her a Calgary special instead."

by Blackmurph October 10, 2014