Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

braces

Legal form of child torture.

Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.

by theskyxisfalling July 8, 2005

bruce lee

Philopher and martial artist. Founder of JKD. The first asian man to make it big in hollywood, despite his fame coming after his death. Contrary to the belief of a few idiots, he was actually a real-life fighter. However, his actual fighting style was more upright than the movie style he performed. He also took quite a few hits and wouldn't take on hundreds of people at once.

Bruce lee ruled.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

Bruce leein'

When someone is taking a hit from a large bong as well as fighting a single or multiple assailants, all at once. Ganjudo is a technique from this same style of fighting

In Enter the Dragon you can see Bruce was Bruce leein' while hitting a four footer during his fight with Kareem Abdul Jabbar

by Nintendo Shmishmendo May 28, 2009

Bruce the Bug

An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"

"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"

by Junky_Mark September 26, 2020

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014