Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.

“Brandon snapped me and asked if I wanted M&M’s so he bought me 2 packs!”

by country girl69 December 15, 2019

Brandon

An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends

That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.

by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020

brandon <3

Brandon <3 is very very VERYYY CUTEE.
you’ll never find someone cuter :P

theona : omg brandon <3 is so fucking cute :3
everyone : yes ikr he’s so cute

brandon <3 : ;-;

by theona <3 December 13, 2020

Brandon

All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.

Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.

by LittleMissSunshine3 October 14, 2022

Marlon Brando

A popular actor from the 20th century. Fucked a lot of men and women, produced 11 offspring (From the women, of course). Movies include A Streetcar Named Desire, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, and also known as Freddie Benson (No, not from ICarly) from a Bedtime Story. Usually associated with "vintage" girls fawning over him.

"I'd let Marlon Brando clap my cheeks, he was so hot."
"Yeah, but what about "The Godfather" Marlon Brando?"
"Beggars can't be choosers."

by mickjonesismysugardaddy February 22, 2019

Dio Brando

SPOILERS AHEAD!

A character from Jojo's Bizarre adventure that turned into a vampire and burned a dog alive. Son of Dario Brando a thief that tried to rob the Joestar family but George Joestar thought that he came to save him. Dio was adopted by the Joestars when Dario died. Dio is an a*shole who leeches of the Joestar family and only wants to ruin Jonathan Joestar's life so that when their father dies he gets the entire will. Dio then goes on a rampage murdering a entire town in England. Then on Jonathan's honeymoon after Dio was defeated, he came back and exploded the ship that was on its way to America. Dio becomes even more of an a hole in part 3 stardust crusaders, where he becomes an edge lord straight out of fifty shades of grey. He also demands that you would refer to him as DIO in all uppercase. He gains a stand ZA WARUDO and screams WRYYYYYY with any amout of "Y"'s after it.

That's such a Dio Brando thing to do.

by somedudwholikesanime February 4, 2019