botchulism

(n.) Definition #1: A serious food-borne illness that causes people to behave in a totally bumbling and clumsy manner, and therefore they totally screw up most anything that they try to accomplish. I wonder if that was Inspector Clouseau's problem? Definition #2: A form of government/civilization that encourages everyone to just go haphazardly knocking about and making a complete muddle of everyday tasks; officials from said government may occasionally come through the municipality to ostensibly assist said incompetents to "repair the damage", but of course these hapless/clueless agents are just as inept as their civilian counterparts, and so they usually just end up making the chaos worse.

I think that a lot of the countries in the world really practice botchulism more than they embrace any other form of government... socialism, communism, capitalism --- whatever they claim to practice, it usually ends up totally screwing everything (and everybody) up, and so in the end it all results in pretty much the same meaningless chaos.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Botchy crease

Your buttcrack

This room smells. Your botchy crease is rotton on sunny day

by canik February 8, 2019

Botch

Not the butt not the crotch. It’s the botch.

See: movie “Trainwreck”

You kicked me in the botch!

by iamtheeking February 17, 2019

botshame

The effort to diminish the credibility of a person’s social media comments by accusing them of being a ‘bot’. A ‘bot’ is someone who tries to manipulate social media discussions to influence how people think or the decisions they make on important issues. Verb-to botshame, botshaming bot, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Russia, Russian agents, Putin, Vladamir Putin, Putin bots, Putinbots, President Trump, Trumper, botshame, botshamed, botshaming, shame, attack

Every time I go on Twitter, I can’t express my opinion without botshame for being a Progressive.

by joecoolthefool February 20, 2019

Botch

calling a girl a bitch when they’re bad but when they’re good call them a botch.

Ohh your mum is such a botch

Did you see that peng ting in the shop man i bet she was a bear botch

by Jevvvvdog May 16, 2019

botchslap

Getting smacked in the face by someone palming a boccie ball and driving into your cheekbone.

Shut up mouth-faggot. Or, I'll botchslap you so hard you'll be blowing your boyfriend with a straw.

by frankthetank13 August 26, 2019

Botch

An old, obese and mean bitch.

I can't stand that botch, she is always complaining about everything!

by HorribleSenseOfHumor September 12, 2019