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Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
by Belkster March 13, 2016
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blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
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himalayan blowjob

When recieveing head while the performer of the act had mints in their mouth.
"What does the Himalayan blowjob feel like?"
"The cool Himalayan breeze."
by Ncstateboyx3 January 21, 2015
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Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys
Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara
by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020
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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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blowjob maniac

This term is used to talk about women (mighty be men too) that like to have a dick in their mouths. Being blow by a blowjob maniac is consider in every culture in the world as an extreme privilege, because the one giving head likes it and does it perfectly.
Oh man, that girl was a blowjob maniac
by ragnarok666 December 3, 2016
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Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
by Whammu March 2, 2020
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