Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them

Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block

by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016

chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block

I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block

by Queen chip April 9, 2017

zach bloch

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself

dang you're such a zach bloch

by ANon32190312037891372173212936 June 2, 2017