The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K
by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024
Get the Nurgle's Blessingmug. Short for blessed.
Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
by fresca2178 January 22, 2016
Get the Blessmug. Bless is the type of shy and sweet girl who is wife material with ho potential. No fears my dudes, because she´s too socially awkward to even get near a male homosapient with whom she is attracted to. Bless is the type of girl who is always empathetic to others and even to assholes who she takes her back. Don´t break her trust because although she may forgive you, she never trust you again. She is one of the most beautiful girls who deserves the world from everything she has gone through. She is also random at times so be prepared for that or else your unmatched energy will push her away. Don´t push her away as she is one of the most understanding and kindest and most etheral innocent being you will ever encounter. Be nice to her you lucky bitch.
by Kou´s wife February 11, 2021
Get the Blessmug. by ytdilidee June 3, 2024
Get the bless yo sneaky link phone daymug. A very multitalented person , can be shy at times , but outspoken when it comes to proving (his or her )point in arguments . Usually not too tall, like about 5ft 7inches , at times can be very lazy , but the most amazing thing is (his or her) humility, would never admit that he or she is multitalented , very intelligent , cares a lot about friends and can get very emotional at times.
by Makshat May 4, 2019
Get the blessedmug. by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
Get the heavens official blessingmug. The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
Get the good morning and God blessmug.