Drake's Beard

This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."

by Z@C February 26, 2011

Bear Trap

When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.

James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.

by Dougie February 5, 2004

Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies

I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!

by Paraprincess February 23, 2011

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006

grow the beard

"Grow the beard" is an antonym of "jump the shark." In other words, it's when a show that starts off in Suck Town hits its stride. The term comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, which started off terrible but began to get better when Commander Riker grew a beard at the beginning of season two.

"Man, the first season or two of The Simpsons blew, but after that the show started to grow the beard."

by Walter Wiese April 28, 2006

bear ninja cowboy

A variation of paper rock scissors where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a bear, ninja, or cowboy. The bear mauls the ninja to death, the ninja kicks the cowboy's ass, and the cowboy shoots the bear.

Okay man, bear beats ninja, ninja beats cowboy, and cowboy beats bear.

by andersonland.org July 10, 2004

Papa Bear

An endearing term to describe your man... (mama bear for her)

I don't know... let me run it past my Papa Bear.

by Dougie's Bug March 15, 2009