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beat your bludgers 

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
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beat the faggot out of you 

The lifestyle of beating someone so much that they dont want to be a faggot anymore.
1. Act of beating someone of homosexual preference into heterosexuality.
2. Also beating any random person that gets in your way or is acting like a faggot.

Also see gay bashing
I walked into the room, two homosexual boys sitting down, so i says "Boys im gunna beat the faggot out of you."

Beat your cakes 

Ghetto south everett (wa) term for To Have Sex, Screw A Chick
Cameron told me he wants to Beat Your Cakes

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.
I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.
beat your wife by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Beat n' Bed

Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.
oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!
Beat n' Bed by Mr. Lonley July 26, 2011

beat burn 

aka "road rash" of the penis, due to excessive masturbation
After last nights jack-off session I have serious "beat burn".
beat burn by Rick Howard August 14, 2006