Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

fruity urban baboon

fair aftican booty scratchers

dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you

by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020

fuckn in my bamboo

one two

VR: FUCKN IN MY BAMBOO LOOKIN IN MY ONR TWO

by Roopy77 February 11, 2021

Elliana’s Bamboos

The sweetest fandom ever you don’t ever wanna mess with them. they are close friends with the piperazzis/bbys and the m&ms. their idol is Elliana Walmsley who you most likely know from Pipers squad or Dance moms.

Person 1: What fandom are you in?
Person 2: I’m in the Elliana’s Bamboos fandom!

by shakeiton1989 January 16, 2022

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023