battle ox

a large, disgusting, hideous specimen of the female form typically being pursued by your most inept friend under the influence, usually, of extreme beer goggling. A favorite target of shameless beta males, the battle ox serves as a slightly more uncommon "kill" in the icehouse to the usual staple diet of "tatanka" or "heffers" and other various fatties.. a battle ox is of linebacker size and stature with the face of a Hogbeast. see also "wildebeast", "hogbeast", and "Primagen".

"fours" and "fatties" are nothing new to him.... dude, i thought he could sink no lower than the primagen in his long history of unbearable disgusting kills.....until i saw the mindless smiling shtyla slinking out the back door of the pub with that enourmous BATTLE OX at closing..

by LordOgdenTheMerciless October 14, 2007

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Field of battle

Military term, refers to the site of an engagement between military forces, generally in a broad scope. Also implies that the battle is ongoing.

An Army would maneuver into the Field of Battle to engage the enemy.

by CommandoDude September 29, 2010

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Battle Axe

See Slapper,

Mature woman who enjoys frequent dirty shaggin'.

"look at that old battle axe, she walks like a cowboy"

by JA November 14, 2003

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Battle Axe

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

by snofrandy April 27, 2010

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