Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

sad pancake

When Cory Schneider sits there and takes it

“My Girlfriend sad pancaked last night, it was great”

by SeanVisceral November 25, 2018

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

Mewing pancake

When you creampie a bitch the slap her pussy bam mewing pancake

The bitched got mewing pancaked

by Dixeyahahw June 7, 2018

Burnt Pancake

The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's rectum and settles and dries onto a mattress resembling a burnt pancake. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. If timed correctly the faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress and then left to dry.

His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress

by Baz L September 9, 2022