Al andalus school

The worst school in the world filled with shitty people and also filled with the worst teachers in the world except from the english and islamic teacher and also majed is gay

Ohhh al andalus school is bad also majed is gay

by Jeffingly bedon November 3, 2019

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Facebook Q: and A: Game

New but popular game played through inbox messages and status updates. Must declare you are playing the Facebook Q: and A: Game by updating status directing friends to ask you questions via inbox. As the questions come in, you answer them as a facebook status update, leaving their identity anonymous. Entertainingly harsh.

Status update: "Alright folks, I'm ready to play the Facebook Q: and A: Game!"

Question from sender: "Rate me from 1-10? Your an 11!"

Facebook status: Q: Rate me from 1-10? A: Thanks, but your a six

Question from sender: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor?"

Facebook status: Q: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor? A: Myspace.com

by 87ythcillirpa19 November 19, 2010

cop and a half

adjective:

very unpleasant: much like the movie of the same name starring Burt Reynolds.

"Don't bother going to see that movie, it's a cop and a half."

by LMB September 3, 2005

andaluna

A term you would use to describe a secret unicorn who is addicted to glitter as if it was crack.

"Omg, you are being such an Andaluna"

by 🐛 December 10, 2015

Between a Song and a hard place

When you find a song you really like, listen to over and over until you can't listen to it anymore, but you can't listen to any other song either, rendering you from being able to listen to music

"man, i listened to Feel me Flow by Naughty by Nature 62 times in one day according to itunes, but i can't listen to anything else, I'm Between a song and a hard place"

by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010

by a black dick and a half

By a large margin; a substantial amound

Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."

by RossLikeSauce January 15, 2013