zombie drifting

When you go shopping for no reason and 'drift' around, but zombie drifting is when your hungover or half asleep and the only thing you can concentrate on is putting one foot infront of the other. one thing that can break a 'drift' is when someone says hello, where you can wither not reply (if your that zombiefyed) or reply with "halro" or some slurred version of hello and keep walking. The person that said hello usally think you dont like them.

Man I said hello to you yesterday and you said nothing to me, dont you like me or sumthin

Sorry dude i was Zombie drifting after we had that party

by T3H J4S0MEIS7ER December 9, 2008

Zombie President

The reanimated corpse of a dead president, brought back as a zombie, with hopes to re-claim the White House and rule the world again. Or eat it's brains.

Tricky Dick has one big trick left - Zombie Nixon is running to be the first Zombie President!

by Zombie Nixon November 6, 2006

Pope-zombie

A Catholic who believes every doctrine of the Catholic Church without personally questioning its validity.

Those pope-zombies are protesting on Main Street with their pro-life propaganda.

by sciencefriday September 2, 2010

anal zombie

A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.

It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!

by Zombopheliac July 26, 2009

baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.

Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.

by JarvisBanned December 21, 2020

Zombie-Con

1) A follower of right wing, conservative ideology that follows, spreads and repeats the panderings of radio talk show hosts such as Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter without question.

2) One who over-utilizes things that he has heard on Fox News or conservative talk radio, especially the frequent misuse of the word "liberal".

Bob listens to so much Rush Limbaugh, that you can't even bring up politics without him saying 'Liberal this! and 'Liberal that!', he's like another of those mindless Zombie-Con's.

by Mr Maldrex January 30, 2008

zombie roaster

Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.

Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.

by DB762 November 6, 2006