Windows 7

Microsoft's newest operating system that was supposedly "error free", just like vista. Critically acclaimed to be better than the rest, it's users disagree, although its advertising with cute little toddlers using Windows 7 makes it seem so sleek, easy to use and versatile, Microsoft's deceiving commercials lull the buyers in with cuteness and then smack them in the face with errors, rhetorical questions, and loading screens. Windows 7 was supposed to awesome, amazing, the virtuoso of operating systerms, even better than mac, better than linux, better than any other operating system, however Windows 7 doesn't compare to a fresh steaming a pile of horse dung.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Windows 7?"
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.

by ayalacoming December 18, 2009

windows

an operating system way better than any others. usually people say "windows crashes a lot!". well duh, idiots, if you install spyware virus crap its going to cause errors. and IT doesnt cause the blue screen of death, YOU DO!!!

i just bought windows, all the software i bought that didnt work with mac and linux works now!

by Sean Roth September 9, 2004

tinted windows

A vehicle filled with black people.

Oh shit, Bob. There appears to be a car approaching us with tinted windows. Let's get the fuck out of here before we get shot.

by seth rogen's anal beads October 14, 2008

windows vista

microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!!!

by Just Shut Up February 8, 2009

Windows 7

The contents of an unflushed toilet after an incredibly foul episode of explosive diarrhea. We're talkin' half liquid, half solid, splattered all over the toilet bowl, complete with oily discharge, a bit of blood, and some undigested pieces of corn. The maker of Windows 7 usually leaves it all in the pot unflushed and often without even any toilet paper - so you know they didn't wipe.

Unsuspecting Joe walked right into the bathroom only to discover that he was going to have to deal with Windows 7... so he plugged his nose, averted his eyes, put on the latex gloves, and tried his best to flush that foul shit down to where it belongs.

by win-doh!-s October 26, 2009

Windows Downdate

The most prolific source of computer trojans online, frequently euphemized as Windows Update.

Windows Downdate frequently prompts the user to "update" Windows/MSN Messenger to version 4.7 even though version 6 or 7 is already installed.

After installing SP2, Windows Downdate wanted me to update a bunch of things that I updated before SP2, so I don't know if SP2 downdated them, or if Windows Downdate wanted to downdate them after SP2 updated them.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

windows

Pearl for a device that protects people and valuable equptment from rain and other elements.

It was raining outside... but me and my linux computer were just doing fine, infact the only way i could tell there was rain, is that i happened to look at the weatherfox in firefox.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 18, 2005