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watch me do me

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.
Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.
by McLovin and TBAG March 18, 2009
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watchya

Watchya up to tonight?
by whiteyzx April 16, 2010
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gold watch

Cockney rhyming sland for Scotch whisky
I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent
by Ivor Thirst February 8, 2005
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Wiki-Watch

to read a plot of a tv show/movie of Wikipedia instead of watching it
Person A: "Do you wanna see a movie tonight?"

Person B: "Sure, What about 'Peter in the world'?"

Person A: "Nah, looks stupid."

Person B:"Alright I'll just Wiki-Watch it later.."

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Person A: "Hey, Did you see the new 'Harry Potter' movie?"

Person B: "I haven't got a chance to see the movie but I wiki-watched it."
by OurLadyOfSorrows February 14, 2010
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grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's
Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...
by The real Kyda August 11, 2010
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Watchtower

The Watchtower magazine contains no advertizing and is not political. "It adheres to the Bible as its authority."
The magazine name is sometimes confused with Jehovah's Witnesses, who publish it and distribute it at their own cost. A "Study Edition" is the main teaching tool used at the public Bible studies of Jehovah's Witnesses, to complement and explain the Bible teachings. It is also available to the public in a "Public Edition" which is written in more general language with unfamiliar terms explained.
The Watchtower, Bible and Tract Society is a publishing company used by Jehovah's Witnesses to print and distribute all of its literature (including the Watchtower and AWAKE! magazines) through the congregations world-wide. It also makes its publications available free of charge at jw.org. Virtually everything they publish in many languages can be downloaded without obligation anywhere in the world. It is a non-profit organization completely comitted to fulfilling the prophecy of Matthew 24:14.
If you would like to know more about the Bible and how it is practical today, please accept our Watchtower magazine where you can consider these thoughts at your convenience. If you will read it we offer it free of charge or obligation.
by SeantheSheep August 16, 2010
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watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.
As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.
by Thurman Thomas March 14, 2008
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