terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021

gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

stanky wanker

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.

My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.

It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.

by Mezentius January 31, 2021

Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.

Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"

by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023

backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands

Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"

by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016

Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.

Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.

by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023