Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

Jack n wax

This is where a guy drips hot candle wax on the head of his cock(hot at 1st but should cool fast) so that it resembles a dairy queen dip cone. Then guy enjoys a good wank.the sponge may crack the wax cap or not either way it should feel good!

I did. Jack n wax on my "candle" Last. Night. My gf wanted to know why my head was red!

by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021

Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop October 20, 2015

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Peruvian Chest Wax

To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region

That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax

by ur mutha April 15, 2015

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017