St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.

Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

by studmuffin March 7, 2005

Valeneyna

An anime loving weab who gets all the guys attention for her personality

Guy:1 hey do you know where Valeneyna is
Guy:2 oh shes probabaly watching anime

by Aliikai October 13, 2019

Valentino Frictionis

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

Vagenefits

Sexual benefits gained from a female friend. Especially relating to same-sex female friendships.

Yeah, we're friends with vagenefits.

by Melsbian April 13, 2011

Valentitis

Near Valentine's Day, people become desperate for a valentine and develop Valentitis which causes them to do anything to get a Valentine in time.

"He's been flirting with me so much, I think he has Valentitis"

by MandeeSolis March 31, 2012

Valenthai

Thai food consumed on Valentine's Day

Let's go out for Valenthai tonight.

by Bionic Dancer February 13, 2015

Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017