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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022
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Influencera Virus

A new virus strain affecting all internet, social media sites, and life itself. Much more prevelant than the

Corona virus. The entire worldwide population is at risk of being infected by it, and it appears there may

never be a vaccine developed that can rid it from the human population. This could possibly be the human

species mass extinction event, unless an asteroid gets us first. RIP in advance.
The Influencera Virus is real. It puts the Covid pandemic to shame!
by KSparx September 16, 2024
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Virus restrictions

When someone tells you that virus restrictions will end, they're usually assuming you think that they will end without you having to fight for it to end.
If the case numbers went up before each executive order on one phase was set to expire, what do people think will happen on the next phase? Another bullshit setback, another bullshit extension of virus restrictions.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Send Virus

The send virus is a term used to describe the addiction to getting sendy, sendy means to shotgun beers the way college frat kids do. This term Is mainly used Ironically.
The send virus isn't a joke, once you get the send virus all you can think about is getting sendy.
by solusq September 10, 2025
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el coochie virus

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus
by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021
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Hidweh Virus

The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.

1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.

2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.

3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
Person 1: *Post Bad Takes*

Person 2: Oh No, The Hidweh Virus
by callmethekishin August 12, 2022
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