vallerie

Valerie is a VERY sexy women who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is trully one of a kind. Dont do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top.

Vallerie is the most amazing loving girl ever

by John2/6/14 December 13, 2014

ville valo

New Age Jim Morrison,Poet,Artist,Beautiful ,Can use many of his Lyrics to describe him,Good Mannered,Polite,Sexy,The beggining of my End.

"Just one look into your eyes....one look and Im ready to die, cause your so beautiful."

by Erin February 22, 2005

Valeria

BEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET!
Will always be there for you, very caring, and does not start drama.

Valeria is always there for me with the best advice.

I can tell her ANYTHING and I know it'll be safe!

by Luzie January 10, 2013

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

Valenbirth Effect

The extreme sexual behavior received on a person’s birthday because their birthday happens to be on Valentine’s Day

Person 1: You think Charlie gonna get to second base tonight?
Person 2: Dude, cuz of the Valenbirth Effect he’s going all the way to home plate

by Zakeel May 11, 2020

jurupa valley

A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.

person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese

person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo

person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh

by azzyisgod October 28, 2018