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moist turd gas

A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".
Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.
by Gregg Loogyanus December 7, 2006
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Butt Turd

Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher.

Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation. Although it's usually used in edition to a name rather than instead of. Although it can be used as a name.
Gareth: Chris, you butt turd get over here!
Chris: what you call me, fool!

John: Ben, why are you being such a butt turd?
Ben: err..
Elton: Ben's not a Butt Turd, you're the Butt Turd! But Turd.
by EricStines December 13, 2009
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King Turd Of Shit Mountain

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!
did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?
by rob oyns October 11, 2006
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tridelt

Really hot girls that know how to have a good time. These girls range from chic urban girls to your typical lily pulitzer-wearing classy girls, and you can expect to see a lot of blonds. Easily the best and most fun sorority to hang out with on campuses such as umd-college park, these girls know how to hold their liquor (so dont expect a few shots of alcohol to get you anywhere with them). This sorority is also one of the few that actually focuses on having a great time with eachother, rather than competing with other sororities to LOOK the best. They are not snobbish and elect to associate with all different kinds of guys (unlike sororities who dont socialize with anyone but the lacrosse teams).
dude, those tridelt girls are always out!
by sixchick May 28, 2009
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turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
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Turd Braids

Look at the turd braids on that wookie!
by mach_10 July 12, 2007
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wolf turd

an especially large joint. resembling a dried log of wolf feces
Damn!, look at the size of this wolf turd i rolled.
by Big C August 15, 2003
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