trampoline guillotine

a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist.

i was gonna get carpal tunnel if i went any further in that trampoline guillotine.

by trog impalor June 1, 2005

Texas Tramp

A dead hooker found in the middle of nowhere. Her eye has been poked out by the killer with his penis as he skull fucked her to death. Also strips of skin are missing because the killer has taken them to make lampshades or other articles of genuine leather clothing which he then sells at flea markets. Also dead remains are covered in fecal matter from multiple sources.

"Hey Hank you see that Texas Tramp over on the side of the road about 20 miles back?"
"Why sure I did Homer. Did you see the way her eye was missing because it had been fucked out of her head?"

This here jacket is make of !00% genuine Texas Tramp leather!

by Ticklemypickle69 August 12, 2009

Tramp

A person who smells and has a vacant stare. They usually have dogs and if they can stop buying cheap alcohol and fags they may have a instrument to play. However they will not play the song you want and insist on playing their crap as loudly as possible for the whole street to hear. Bears a resembalnce to chavs in the way thet they hang in groups at certain times of the day.May perform acts in order to gain money for drugs.

"spare change?" no u fukin tramp. "got a fag mate"? no.
"wanna buy me dog off me" get the fuck away from me.

by uncouthyouth April 15, 2006

trampeze

!. A burlesque show performed in mid air.

I was in awe of the sexyness and agility of the redheaded trampeze artist with the black fishnets.

by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 3, 2008

gutter tramp

A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.

Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007

Tramps

A group of young men who believe in upholding their beliefs by camping out lots, not sticking to fashion labels, shopping at charity shops, worshiping nature and being psychedelic

jonny - today is the first day that i name you all the tramps
tramps - wow dude thats so cool lets go hug treeS!
jonny - sounds smooth

by Poulson June 16, 2005

Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp is a term that generally refers to a female PIMP and her male PROSTITUTES. The lady is in complete control of her tramp, and is often sleeping with all or one of the tramps.

Bill:Hey did you see the Lady and the Tramp in the red light district?

Ted: Ya, she was slappin around her hoes like a real pimp!

by Fenbers February 11, 2010