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Rapper's Delight only took one take. 

Sugar Hill Gang only took one attempt to rap an entire 15 minute song called Rapper's Delight.
Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.
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Then I took an arrow to da knee! 

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.
In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"
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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone 

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me

if he look he took 

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.
Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

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There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world 

The name of the anime I would write.
There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."