Internet Truth

Internet Truth = Lies. Internet Truth is all the BS people expect you to believe, but you hear so much of it you never know who to believe.

Chatroom guy 1: Hey I make 60,000 dollars a year and I drive a 2008 corvette.
Chatroom guy 2: Are you telling me the Internet Truth?

by kevmar October 16, 2007

r-truth

To pull an R-Truth just randomly shout *what's up* for no reason whatsoever

My friend is such an R-Truth he just randomly screams what's up to Jimmy all the time.

by Isis Uzi oddly soft idk August 12, 2018

The truth

Fortnite is gay

I know the truth

by Yo_friendlyneighbourhoodcowboy December 6, 2018

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015

stick of truth

a 2014 video game for South Park

Person A: Have you played the new south park game?
Person B: Yes, the stick of truth and it's nazi zombies.

by The True Definiton November 14, 2017

In The Truth

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses to refer to the state of being a Jehovah’s Witness (JW). It is based on the assumption that the JW faith is the one true religion and is the only one that teaches “the truth.”

Synonyms: One of us, baptized, in good standing

Antonyms: Disfellowshipped, apostate, out of the truth (or simply “out”), worldly people

Example 1
JW 1: “How long have you been in the truth?”
JW 2: “My whole life, I was raised in the truth.”

Example 2
JW 1: “Is Roger still in the truth? I saw him hanging out with some worldly people.”
JW 2: “Oh no, he’s out. He got disfellowshipped for knocking up his girlfriend.”

by JW Terms October 13, 2018

the truth

Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.

Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!

by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008