Treshume

To be unathletic at sports

Bruh,Colby's so treshume he missed a wide open layup today.

by WEEZYFABABY December 18, 2018

Treehouse

A meeting place or a fraternal group, usually composed of men who are making an excuse to go to said place or join his band of friends to drink copious amounts of vodka. It is common to think that women can be in the frat but this is simply not true (even if the woman can fart and speak in toilet talk with the boys). There are often secret handshakes and mottos with the club. Founding members often have nicknames like “Harby” or “Godfather”.

Wife:
“Where are you going?”
Herman:
“To the treehouse.”
Wife:
“Ugh!”
Herman:
“Barumph!”

by Piper2011 February 9, 2019

treeson

Refers to the first recorded act of scandalous political misbehavior committed by an American government official; it involved George Washington and a hatchet.

The tale about "little Georgie" and his hatchet is actually a myth, but is makes a good story, nonetheless. It is known, however, that Washington was guilty of far more "treesonous" acts (like mistreating his slaves and wrongfully jailing farmers) than merely being irresponsible with his lumberjack skills.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

Trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.
Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

Random dude 1:look trees are being cut down.
Random dude 2:They are going to crush us.

by Dr.FuckMe April 18, 2019

trees

wired leefy boi that just blow around

i can still see you humping that trees

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

trees

trees are trees and just trees.

Person one: "got me some trees, about to burn down the chron chron, lower The Boom". Everyone else: "spark it up Son!"

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020

Treespeak

An offensive slang term for the Vietnamese language.

1: "What's he saying?"
2: "He's speaking in Treespeak."
1: "Get the Napalm."

by Ur Mom a Gay May 11, 2020