TARPHEAD

One who wears a turban;an Arab;a muslim;a hindu;a Yasser-Arab-Rat,an Afghani;a camel-jockey;a wealthy towelhead.

If I was stationed in Iraq,I`d be wary of any tarphead that came close to me.

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

torch

v. a slang term for a 'flasher', a term for a male, normally heavily overweight, who gets his penis out on a webcam. This genous is also prone to drum-banging and stalking. He is known to often comment on spending time with his 'bestests'. A definite indication of torchism is a delusion of a physical similarity to Daniel Beddingfield.

penis ant-eater shaped appendage commonly found on the torch genous

by Jeez-o-thats-swell October 29, 2009

Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

torch monkey

Steve Bannon.

He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.

by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.

The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.

by willie nille July 26, 2006