Thorpedo

When someone with the last name Thorpe has sexual intercourse with you.

Should I let him Thorpedo my pussy?

Talking to a group of girlfriends, “yeah I am definitely going to get thorpedoed tonight”

James Thorpe talking to his friends later “yeah she let me thorpedo her”

by KinkyKels September 28, 2019

thorpe park

caravan park with rides

"off to thorpe park with the lads tomorrow"
"sad"

by tomfishno January 20, 2021

Torben

Bier-Pong Gott

Digga who is that guy killing it on the Bier-Pong table?

That's Torben

by WitchKing 14 December 31, 2021

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

paul thorpe

The beast of existence he is very athletic great at sports and is very charming

That person is so good he is Paul Thorpe

by Jack Prescott April 1, 2017

Going to Topeka.

A booty call. Friend with benefits. fuckbuddy.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.

by HoratioHornblower February 7, 2009