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Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick
by Tomato dick February 17, 2017
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Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes

a United States–based chain of all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurants
Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes restaurants specialized in fresh salads and soups, offering a large salad bar with ingredients to build your own plate of salad, homestyle soup options, and pasta, as well as bread, muffins, cornbread, and pizza, baked on the premises.
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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tomatoe fest

When a group of people gather around for a meal of tomatoes. Eating intensively and have orgasmic feelings towards it you don't want to stop. The feeling u get when having sex is equal to a tomatoe fest.

Bro do u feel orgasmic
No it's just a tomatoe fest
Orgasmic feelings going in and out of your body leaving the smell of a tomatoe fest
by The love nugget March 2, 2015
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Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
by Darren Webster December 9, 2008
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Tomato Snack

A red jumbly liquid/food that contains goodness and despair and that is usually used for eating or throwing.
"I'm hungry. I think I'll have a Tomato Snack."
"FOOD FIGHT!" *Throws a tomato snack*
by The Mad Crazy Hatter March 6, 2011
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Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023
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