toetsie

A South-African slang word for "steal" or borrow something unconsensually.

*Hey! I think Marzanne just toetsied my ruler!"

*Understandable. It's a nice ruler, I'd toetsie it."

by bitch that's my cologne November 10, 2022

Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".

Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"

by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023

TTFTS

An acronym for a thing that people use a lot "too tired for this shit".

Guy texting his friend: "bro my gf just cheated with this other dude, im ttfts."
Other dude replying: "lol bruh same"

by ✨[ h e l l o w o r l d ] ✨ February 6, 2023

tootsie roller

The act of squatting over someone and shitting into a tube straight into their mouth

Barry calls Alicia his SPECIAL little tootsie roller

by Drugalot March 15, 2023

Tootsie Roll

A little douche bag.

Love him or hate him Adam Levine is a tootsie roll.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Toftaa

the best friend you’ll ever have. she’s kind of stupid but she’s also a genius. she lacks any kind of common sense but passes her classes with flying colors. she’ll ask the stupidest questions but give the best advice. although one of the loudest people you’ll even come across, she is definitely one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet.

“who was that hilarious girl that you’re friends with??”
“oh, that was Toftaa!”

by madillac June 20, 2023

Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.

We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.

by Plees August 8, 2023