person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.
person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.
"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story
by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007

by adanno92 October 16, 2010

by mr x January 29, 2004

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.
by Thanos88 May 2, 2019

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.
Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.
Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.
Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.
Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.
by Stonewall 436 April 27, 2012

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.
"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."
"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."
"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."
by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013
