Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017
Get the austin simmonsmug. A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.
by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016
Get the Charlie Austinmug. A kid with a clapped out shitbox
by Miata kid November 29, 2021
Get the austin gordonmug. A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Austin Johnsonmug. When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.
by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021
Get the Hot Austinmug. When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
Get the Bloody Austinmug. Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022
Get the Austin and Benmug.