sher-shart

The being of the year started out great, then it turned into to shit.

My sherplan didn't account for my sher-shart

by Qstp August 19, 2021

mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

by Bigg Body October 3, 2018

Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.

I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!

by grobatron October 12, 2021

Shart-Cootery

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.

That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.

by Bslagg June 4, 2022

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.

She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.

by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020