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Thanksgiving Beard

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard
Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009
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tankcat

Both a verb and a noun this word describes a giant cat, that is ridable with massive fire power. As well, it is the act of riding one such anomalies.
by Phillip and Josh!!! February 17, 2008
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Thanksgiving pants

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.
by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008
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Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
by Bennett October 20, 2014
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serj tankian

the lead singer of system of a down.
dont tell me you didnt know who he was. o, rite, thats why u looked up his name in the first place....
see also:
daron malakian
shavo odadjian
john dolymayan
WHO can believe you
by dan December 19, 2003
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Thanksgiving

Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...
by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 21, 2011
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thanks a million

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.
Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!
by where am i? May 17, 2005
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