The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.
You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.
by gregben February 28, 2022
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A certified sex symbol.
Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.
Also his high notes are ridiculous.
A certified sex symbol.
Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.
Also his high notes are ridiculous.
by slut4rog January 6, 2019
Get the Roger Taylor mug.drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.
i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.
by burrlieveinyourself January 7, 2019
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by rainbowwww August 4, 2016
Get the Eliza Taylor mug.A beautiful girl whose name just so happens to match her beauty. Taylor-Jane is a very unique and rare name just like her personality type. She is genuinely kind hearted, loves to help out others when they are in need.. Loves volunteer work. Taylor-Jane often has blue eyes anda super sexy body.. She is mesmerizing, loves to tease, please and overall achieve! She is beautiful on the inside and out but she does have her flaws. Taylor-Jane is often insecure, especially in relationships. She never feels good enough for anybody when in reality, she is perfect. Always reassure her the truth or she will go wild. If you have a Taylor-Jane in your life, keep her close and never let go!
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