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Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time
Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.
by Rojoson December 24, 2019
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
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Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.
Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.
by Judas Cross March 16, 2020
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Tart

A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.
Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!
by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020
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Tart with a heart

“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”
by Redbaron June 1, 2020
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Tart banana

- What do you think about Chad?

- Bro! That guy’s such a tart banana. The other day he gave me free weed, but it was all seed and stem man!!
by Megsicana July 9, 2020
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Pop tart

The man was able to get a pop tart online for a last minute event.
by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020
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