Tanner Cassin is the worst type of person in the world. He is a piece of shit in the port potty of hell. If you date him he will have sex with your future roommate and think he did nothing wrong. If you ever meet a Tanner Cassin, run the other way. He might chase you (i forgot to mention that he is also a creepy stalker who will maybe take advantage of you) so run like hell until you are on the other side of the country. If I C U Next Tuesday Tanner Cassin, it will be too soon.
by putaringonit June 2, 2018
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A: Dude lets go tankern today, I'm gonna hit 20 beers! You're gonna be fucking drunk today.
B: The fuck yeah!
Later that night:
B: Dude why did you come by car? I thought we would tanker?
A: I'm tired and need to pick my wife up...
B: The fuck yeah!
Later that night:
B: Dude why did you come by car? I thought we would tanker?
A: I'm tired and need to pick my wife up...
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Tanner is so fucking cool
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