tankern

To brag about your alcohol consumption in exaggerated quantities, just to be the biggest pussy afterwards and put yourself into sleep instead of binge drinking.

A: Dude lets go tankern today, I'm gonna hit 20 beers! You're gonna be fucking drunk today.
B: The fuck yeah!

Later that night:
B: Dude why did you come by car? I thought we would tanker?
A: I'm tired and need to pick my wife up...

by Tankerbuddy June 20, 2018

Tankerismasizmo

Means: "Hey whats up man? Let's go grab some beers, meet me at the liquor store, I got the first round. Let's get tanked homie!", <---All in one word. Tankerismasizmo

It also works through text or via phone call

Homie calls or texts: tankerismasizmo!
Me: gets my shit and I'm out the door.

by Thumpnization February 9, 2021

Tankersley

A down right beast at pretty much everything. Good looking, athletic, smart, sensitive, charming, friendly. Also known as Tank..

Dude, Tankersley is such a beast. Man, Tankersley is a legit person. Tankersley will look out for you

by Leholeho January 19, 2013

tankered

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.

by madmary February 25, 2009

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

tanker

a MASSIVE shit.

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!

by the storm drains April 27, 2009

Tanker Tits

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.

Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."

by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009