tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

toss-toss

The ladettes of the sixth form, often have amazing hair and disguise their own intelligence in order to appear more attractive

Gosh, the toss-toss can be so intimidating!

by AliGdebate June 28, 2014

Tosiek

Osoba grająca zbyt głośno na gitarze. Ten jeden w gromie znajomych, który ćwiczy gitarę zamiast rozmawiać z innymi.

Ostatnio gadałem z Maksem i miał mi coś powiedzieć, ale Tosiek zaczął grać, więc nic nie usłyszałem.

by GreedyNose1034 November 6, 2020

turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!

by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010

tossing the salad

Analingus. Specifically, mouth-to-anus contact of a sexual nature. Orgin often attributed to prison.

Person A: "How was your date last night?"
Person B: "Not bad, I took her home and we fooled around, but while I was eating her out she asked me to toss her salad too."

by i really shouldn't know this, but i do December 27, 2004

toss another's salad

to pleasure another by licking his or her anus

hey baby, I wanna toss your salad

by salad tongs March 6, 2005

tossing a salad

to eat a persons asshole with jelly or syrup. can be prior to or following anal sex.

tony tossed ryans salad, and his girl friend video taped.

by ell January 3, 2004