Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011

Selective texting

The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.

Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?

by Jibberish July 19, 2016

Text-Lec

receiving a lecture by text message

Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?

by MoeTX May 21, 2009

blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.

(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.

by Charuzu August 3, 2021

drama texting

A cowardly form of communicating grievances to another person without having to face them.

I will not allow myself to get pulled in a drama texting with this looser!

by CMETLIBRA February 3, 2010

Ouija text

When you are so drunk your finger hovers over your phone like a Ouija board sensing the letter you want to press.

Fred is so drunk he is outside Ouija texting his girlfriend

by Milkysym December 16, 2013

sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.

Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".

by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017