2 definitions by Cockmonkey flankers

Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 5, 2011

Clashtray

When one has ashed their cigarette in a womens cleavage, said cleavage becomes a clashtray.

Boy 1 to boy 2: I dare you to ash in her cleavage.

Girl: stay the fuck out of my clashtray.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 23, 2011