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U.S. Judicial System

The single biggest travesty the world has ever seen. Most of the flaws lie in the police stations, full of corrupt officers that became cops because they got beat up in school or they wanted to feel special. They ultimately do more harm than good making plenty of stupid and unnecessary arrests that are based on "facts" that are mostly made up. Often have some bias involved. Then it all gets passed through the courts which aren't much better. Most judges see how bullshit the entire case is and want to dismiss it, but they have to cover the dumbfuck cop's ass so they proceed as thought the case were valid. In the end, a mostly innocent person gets a punishment they didn't deserve and the cop keeps collecting a paycheck they don't deserve. It has ruined countless lives because of bullshit charges.
An example of the U.S. Judicial System in action, The following is a true story.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
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Traffic light system

Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.

To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.

A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.

A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.

A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.

A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system

Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.

Mike: shes about a yellow

Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
by Niemico October 4, 2009
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Point System

For guys, whenever you open a door for a lady, make her laugh, shop with her, watch her movie or listen to her music instead of yours, or make her smile, its like a point. After that, its just point, point, point, point, point, point...DING! SHES NAKED!
Dude, I love the point system. I cashed 'em in last night.
by Valdezvaldezvaldez December 29, 2007
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Get it out of your system

To get rid of a strong urge to do something; to do something that you have been wanting to do so that you aren't bothered by wanting to do it anymore.
Guy #1: There's this chick at work...Jesus CHRIST! She is SO damn fine! Whenever she wears her grey business suit trousers to work, her ass looks smokin' hot! It drives me crazy!! For the longest time now I've wanted to grab her, bend her over and fuck the living shit out of her till she can't walk straight anymore!!!

Guy #2: Hehehe...go for it, bro! Pound dat fine ass! You shouldn't bottle an urge like that up! Get it out of your system!
by Joe Knows December 30, 2011
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System Of A Down

A Nu-Metal band of Armenian ethnicity. Known for their unique styles of playing and thought out and meaningful (albeit cryptically) lyrics.
System of a Down pwns d4 l3w7 sh17.
by YO August 24, 2003
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system of a down

band composed of insane, crazy people with a very wise insight into the political world in which we live today. they be crazy, but their music fucking rocks. definitely not a sell-out band, and for those of you who are poorly enlightened in this field of music the day this classifies as pop is the day i shove a hot rusty poker up my ass, stick a needle down the little hole at the end of my dick and chop my balls off with a blunt machete. it is not pop in any way shape or form. i dont see where people get these things from...
random dickhead:Did ya hear? System of a Down have classed themselves as a pop band!
me: got a needle?
by fuck the new world order September 26, 2009
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Female Reproductive System

Looks like a male goat's head. I believe male goats are called rams.
My baby was not, in fact, born out of a vagina, but out of the mouth of a ram.
by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003
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