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Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
by coralinasds May 16, 2019
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GREENVILLE SWIM

By far the worst team since Caden lecklider left in 2023 and you have cocky ass people on the team such as Andy miller and Sam Condon, the coaches: Mollie Mendoza and pablo badell you also have people that they think their better then everyone and Owen tamplin who can’t do breast stroke
by The one and done 0938019 February 11, 2024
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don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.
That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.
by fargun October 5, 2025
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Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.
Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...
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Swim banger

In regards to street fighting ....when one of the fighters keeps head down and throws no look haymakers to try to knockout opponent
Damn ....did u see the fight ...homie got caught with a "swim banger"....he just fucked his head and hit him with a over hand right a swim banger
by Rizzo138 July 8, 2021
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Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.
I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.
by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022
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