Swedish SpiderMan 

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

Swedish SpiderMan by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Swedish Meatbionicle 

IKEA brand Bionicle

"Now that's-a spicy Swedish Meatbionicle!"

Swedish Meatbionicle by TheHighGround52 June 29, 2021

swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.

We don't want swedish conditions in our country.

swedish conditions by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave 

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

Swedish Microwave by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Swedish coffee 

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

Swedish coffee by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee 

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

Swedish Double Coffee by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Swedish tricycle 

Whilst fingering a girl and choking her with your foot

Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa

Swedish tricycle by McGee888 December 16, 2021